“I hate to break it to you, flower,” he says, “but for the rest of our mortal lives, you’ll probably have to lower your standards. Then Famine lets out a loud, booming laugh. “Only if you put something in my mouth,” he replies smoothly. “Shut up,” I say softly, pushing his shoulder lightly. Laura Thalassa – Famine’s Homecoming : 3 stars

Only 252 days til I get them back, but who’s counting. I MISS MY MAN LANCE ORION SO MUCH IT’S SICK. I knew Darius had been friends with him for years, but the dude had issues, and since he’d shot a peach into my mouth during sex ed the other day and nearly choked me to death on it for talking too loudly about my sexual experiences, I couldn’t say I was much of a fan of him. Though sometimes Professor Orion showed up here to hang out with Darius, promptly disappearing whenever me or any of the Heirs appeared. “Fifty points from Terra for showing your cock to a teacher, Altair,” he snapped, his nose wrinkling as he glared at me and I glared right back. Just before my butt naked self could dive into the water, a blur of motion forced me to skid to a halt and my fangs snapped out as I came face to face with Lance Orion in his professor bullshit suit as he snarled right back at me with his fangs out too. Sorry to the hundred other stories in this anthology but none of y'all are doing it like MISS KENT!Ĭaroline Peckham & Susanne Valenti – ZA Seth & Caleb novella : 3.25 stars i've been waiting yEARS for a crumb of eliava and you only give us ONE MEASLY CHAPTER? sweetie i'm gonna need you to release their book this year! don't hold them hostage and free them from your prison mind! Rina kent you are an evil, sick, AWFUL woman for doing this to me. NEXT! remi? my little cutie tootie, we need a fun girl for him or guy 😏 okay who's left? glyndon? she's already trying to act like she's not like other girls, putting flowers in her hair like a stupid little 10 year old. yes i am bullying 11-year-old kids now what about it? 🧍‍♀️i'm going to need landon, brandon, and cecily to serve an epic love triangle (it's giving dylan x hunter x kade), where cecily kicks brandon to the curb so he can go cry to his mommy. Then moving on to astrid and levi's demon spawns, #JUSTICEFORLANDON #FREELANDON, my precious child didn't do anything wrong! he tripped his pussy ass brother up, that's what you get brandon for being a whiny ass crybaby.

aidens obsession with elsa, so much so he hates his children for taking her love and attention away from him 😩 eli killing goldfish and attempting to carry out surgery on a worm 🪱 my little psycho king, to top it off he helped my princess ava win tug of war, only to push her to the floor 😍 baby arielle being just like her daddy cole!!! i'm going to need killian (reina & ashers kid) to come and serve me academic rivals to lovers with ariella please and thank you! 5/5 STARS FOR RINA KENT AND RINA KENT ALONE ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Nightingale by Skye Warren